MAXINE's Philosophy & Tips

Welcome

Maxine's Philosophy and Tips

Maxine was my mothers name.

She was so much like this Maxine its scary.

Right down to the bunny slippers and hairstyle,

and of course the attitude.

If I didn't know better I would have sworn she was the model for it.

She passed away on November 18,1996

I made this page as sort of a tribute to her.

It's like still having her here.

Thank you John Wagner for creating your Maxine

Thank you GOD for creating mine.

my Maxine

The Maxine point of view

all these Maxine's came from : www.maxine.com

• "I can't use a cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures."
• "I'm not so much goofing off as impersonating upper management."
• "My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice."
• "I'm willing to put in longer hours at work. As long as they're lunch hours."
• "My soul's had enough chicken soup. It wants some chocolate."
• "Know what tastes great on veggie burgers? Lettuce, tomato, and beef."
• "I would like to try "Day Trading" I'd start by trading Mondays for Saturdays."
• "You're a year older?...Want me to moon the birthday fairy for you?
• "When life hands you lemons..Tuck them in your bra .. Can't hurt."
• "If your life is an endless series of ups & downs..try a support bra."
• "I believe there is no problem to large or to difficult to be blamed on someone else"
• "Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita."
• "After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching somewhere...you may be dead.

Be sure and visit www.maxine.com for Tons of Maxine items

VISIT MY MYSPACE

more of Maxine

MAXINE'S CHRISTMAS